Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Hapkido Cane Classes

A little break from my political stun-gunning today!

I've been taking Hapkido Cane classes at a local dojo, and I'm telling you, it's SWEET. It's going to be a little while before I'm allowed to work out with the real deal, but I'm patient.

I'm working with training canes twice a week, and I'm looking forward to building up my skills to master level.


Here's some links to a few basic techniques:


I've been doing these excercises in the backyard lately:


You'd probably laugh if you saw me, but I'm getting MUCH stronger.

If you have any questions on Hapkido Cane techniques, let me know, and I'll see if I can answer them!

Monday, February 07, 2005


Who else feels let down by this article?

Oh, great, thanks, Josh Bolton ("Josh DOLTon" is more like it)! Shift MORE of the tax burden onto the people who are actually DOING something in the world, so lazy shiftless wel-fraud liberals can get ever MORE of a free ride.

Good thinking, dude. Who wants to bet that Dolton will be out of a job as soon as Bush gets wind of the outrageous things he's promising.

You and I both know that when Dolton says he's making the tax code more "Progressive" he really means that the WINNERS in the world will be progressively screwed to pay for the losers.


Also, in answer to a comment: I tried to join the army, but due to a medical condition I wasn't able to. It's a shame too, because I would have LOVED to go over to some of those god-forsaken countries and kick terrorist ass for my country!

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Up in arms!!

Check this bozo out:


Read carefully, if you can stomach it. Scott McConnell (More like Scott McDumbass) "writes" for the American Conservative magazine, and here he argues that the people in favor of bringing American democracy to the poor oppressed people in other countries are "Facists."

For once, America is standing tall and dispatching its enemies... but McDumbass seems to think we ought to be more like we were under President Clinton. Yeah, that'll work... not.

WHen organized cells of islamo-nazis are working tirelessly to destroy our way of life and murder our women and children, it's just not the time for handwringing and saying: "Wah, wah, wah, what about our rights?"

To top it off, this is in a supposedly CONSERVATIVE webpage! How much do you want to bet that The American Conservative is really some kind of front for the liberal media? It sure seems that way to me. See, I'm proud of being a conservative. What that means to me is ACTING! Taking Action! Leading! Not sitting around and debating every last nuance.

We're at war, and our enemy is trying to kill us. I'm sorry, but I love freedom as much as anyone, and I'm not going to sit by and watch it disappear because we're all worried about the rights of islamo-scum and whiny-ass liberal bastards. Screw them, man. America is for Americans!

This kind of drivel in a Convservative Webpage? Time to break out the cattleprod, fellows.

I couldn't find a picture of McDumbass, but here's an artists rendering of what he probably looks like.

(BBBBZZZZZZZZ) (only one shot for him...he USED to be with us.)

Saturday, February 05, 2005

First POst, Baby!

I welcome all REAL Americans, Freedom-loving foreigners and those of the “RIGHT” mind. If any of you panty-waist apologists for Islamo-facist murderers want to hang around, go ahead, but don’t be surprised if your commie melon is busted right the hell open.

First fucking post, better come out swinging, right? I'm starting big: Our first contestant...Johnny?


Everyone knows the name of this traitor! But we wish we didn't. I hated him already, and now I read how he was using the Iraq food for oil program to secure his son a job… nice. Fits the profile, don’t you think: Guy can’t get his own job, so the poor widdle runt runs to daddy, just like these welfare cheats run to the whiny "gliberals" to get their handouts

only problem is, DADDY undermines AMERICA’s embargo to get sonny-boy his job! Typical socialist cowards! Just what you’d expect.

Strap yourself into the truth chair, Coffee Bananas (that’s what I call Kofi Annan),


(Electrifying, isn’t it? That’s for not supporting our liberation of Iraq!)


(Look at him wince in pain and jump around! That’s for heading up the biggest anti-american organization in world history!)


(Oooh! That's gotta HURT! That one is for being Jaque Chirac’s butt-buddy for all those years!)


(And that one’s for your mama! I am all tired out from the shocking!)

I am a 5-star general of ass-kicking!